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My name is Mills Baker; I write about corporate culture, love, religion, music, memory, art, mental illness, media, death, suffering, and the utterly random.

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leeg: “A small child recently lost his hand when his father left two # 31 supermagnets unattended. The child picked one up and when he approached the other magnet on a nearby table, it became airborne and obliterated his small hand. NEVER ALLOW CHILDREN NEAR ANY OF THESE MAGNETS!” What is it about me that makes me think that paragraph is the greatest advertisement possible for giant, destructive magnets?

leeg:

“A small child recently lost his hand when his father left two # 31 supermagnets unattended. The child picked one up and when he approached the other magnet on a nearby table,
it became airborne and obliterated his small hand.

NEVER ALLOW CHILDREN NEAR ANY OF THESE MAGNETS!”

What is it about me that makes me think that paragraph is the greatest advertisement possible for giant, destructive magnets?

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